Basic Male Emulates Serena Joy?

Here's an interesting catch from the Daily Beast through Yahoo! News!

The full image, from the social media entity formerly known as twitter, displays the archetypal "basic white male," a specimen so utterly unremarkable that his most distinguishing feature is the curious absence of a fully formed pinky. One can only imagine the scandalous origins of this digit's departure. Perhaps a clandestine rendezvous with a rogue paper shredder? A daring escape from a particularly aggressive cuticle?

And the Serena Joy treatment? What irony! To even suggest this paragon of intellectual curiosity might have stumbled upon, let alone read, a Bible verse is simply delightful. Far more likely this individual's literary pursuits extend to the back of a cereal box, maybe a particularly insightful tweet or "truth." The notion of him grappling with actual words, arranged in sentences, and forming paragraphs. This Ken doll reject can only dream of becoming a next-level Jethro Bodine.